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July 19th, 2002
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I don't feel like working
Here's something from the random bar joke generator at The Bunching Shuttlecocks:

Okay, so a midget walks into a bar. The bartender says "Look, we don't serve midgets here." The midget says "Can you recite the Carmina Burana from memory?" The bartender thinks a minute and says "See that Californian over there? If you pull down your pants that Californian will take you into the back room and give you the best sex of your life."

The midget stands up and says "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

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From:prog
Date:July 19th, 2002 09:03 am (UTC)

Ploof

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The template is pretty transparent after a few tries, but this one still amused me in its almost-sense-making:

Okay, so a rabbi walks into a bar. A truck driver says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a rabbi"? The rabbi quickly downs six Mai Tais, one after the other. The bartender thinks a minute and says "You owe me a hundred bucks."

So the rabbi stands up and says "I'm a frayed knot!"
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