Kevin's Compendium of Useless Fluff.
I'm set on the first two words, and I'm fairly happy with the last word, but I may still change the U word. And I might think about changing the F word to fit a different U word.
So, I've at least started on this, if you count finding a title as starting, which I do. Although I still want to make an actual start for my Friday deadline. Like start compiling some of the things I've done this month. And possibly buy a notebook just for writing down things that are going to go in the Compendium and start carrying that around with me.