In Pop-Tarts we trust|
I got some Pop-Tarts from the vending machine at work. Before I did so, I took a pen and crossed out "GOD" from the back of my dollar bill. As I was starting to do it, I heard someone coming, so I stopped doing it, lest I be arrested for defacing currency. When the coast was clear, I continued my unlawful act. And I learned an important lesson today: money without God will still get you Pop-Tarts.