Queue (queue) wrote,
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In Pop-Tarts we trust

I got some Pop-Tarts from the vending machine at work. Before I did so, I took a pen and crossed out "GOD" from the back of my dollar bill. As I was starting to do it, I heard someone coming, so I stopped doing it, lest I be arrested for defacing currency. When the coast was clear, I continued my unlawful act. And I learned an important lesson today: money without God will still get you Pop-Tarts.
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