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May 24th, 2004
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Bush transportation
As easy as riding a bike. So, let's see, he's had accidents on a Segway and a bicycle. I predict it will be rollerblades next.

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Date:May 24th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)
Not to mention that accident while sitting on a sofa, watching football, and eating a pretzel, all at the same time!

I wonder why he was wearing a mouth guard while biking.
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Date:May 24th, 2004 10:15 am (UTC)
because every time he opens his mouth, something stupid comes out, and biking isn't so convenient for editing.
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Date:May 24th, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC)
Or the accident with the economy...or with Iraq...or with Afghanistan....
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Date:May 24th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC)
According to a White House spokesman, the reason Bush fell off his bike was because it had been raining.

"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," the spokesman said. "You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."

Unfortunately for the purpose of that explanation, it appears it hasn't rained there in over a week.
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Date:May 24th, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC)
It's to prove how unsafe all non-gasoline-powered vehicles are, so that those alternative transportation nuts finally see the light.
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