I'm hoping for both frequent sex and frequent masturbation, which should cancel each other out in terms of prostate cancer risk.
I have a friend who is facing prostate cancer. Next time I see him, I'm going to say, "Well! Now we know what you weren't doing back in your misspent youth!"
I am sure that the knowledge that spending more time flogging his dolphin might have saved him the suffering he is going through now will only add insult to injury.
|Date:||July 17th, 2003 08:01 am (UTC)|| |
Where'd I put those Twinkies
This article is tied with recent research inversely linking moderate beer consumption with heart disease risk best medical findings ever. Soon we will be living in the world predicted by the Woody Allen movie Sleeper. *Gets head start by taking up smoking*
Wonder if stocks in lotion companies will go up now...