Homer : I want peas!
Captain : Ah, we all want peace, but it's always just out of reach.
Homer : Ooh, uh huh.
Captain : So, what's the best way to get peace?
Homer : With a knife.
Captain : Exactly. Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Oh Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Homer : And you're like the father I never visit.