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March 13th, 2003
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Hey, maybe I'm sick
Blood in my stool this morning at work. Then, later, I was getting hungry, and I started getting a bit jittery (yes, I did have breakfast). Just ate my leftovers, but I noticed that the chicken was a little bloody in the middle. Hmm, probably didn't defrost long enough. It's the same chicken I ate on Tuesday night. Still feeling slightly jittery. It's a weird kind of jittery, localized to the right side of my body. That's pretty fucked up.

So, if I end up dead, let it be known that it was the chicken. Let's hope the other person who ate the chicken doesn't die, as well.

Here's my last will and testament:

Hey, hrafn, I think you'll get the house. The mortgage hasn't been refinanced yet, and I think there's some sort of death clause, where the house gets paid off or something like that. And, uh, you get to dispose of all of my crap. I suggest having a big free-for-all, where everyone who wants stuff gets to run around the house and grab things. I'm sort of thinking like the wedding dress sales at Filene's basement. Hmm, maybe I should bequeath some specific things. So, let's see, theora can have all of my Star Wars stuff, most notably the Empire Strikes Back poster that's hanging in the kitchen. magid can have all of my Shabbat-friendly games, and cthulhia can have the rest of them (except Rush Hour, which goes to theora). treacle_well can have the Sandman comics (damn, I almost got through them a second time). zzbottom can have my video tape and DVD collection. mattlistener can have all of my Perl Jotto programs, and prog gets the rest of my Perl programs. Oh, and for the games, rikchik gets my Brawl decks. Yes, I know he already has them, but he should be able to find a good home for them.

Okay, enough of this. Let's see how much work I can get done today before I keel over.

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From:magid
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:39 am (UTC)
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What, I don't get any books? :-)

Hope you're feeling better soon.

(Btw, you don't have to defrost chicken before cooking it, necessarily, just let it cook longer.)
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From:queue
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:42 am (UTC)
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The books are for the free-for-all. Besides, I figured that most of my books wouldn't interest you.
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From:magid
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)
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Possibly. Of course, there's the off chance that I'd decide I had to read something like the Recluce series or someting in your memory.

(Quite the appropriate user pic for your comment :-)
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From:surrealestate
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:48 am (UTC)
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Since I get nothing, I have no motivation to see you dead, so please at least talk to a doctor soon?
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From:queue
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:57 am (UTC)
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Oh, I know. You can have the painting that's hanging in my bedroom. You may have seen this artist's work hanging in the Diesel. She's the one that does the old photographs with journal entries from her life. It's mostly yellow and green, and I really like it.

If the bloody stool repeats itself, I guess I'll call a doctor. Not like the doctor will be able to find anything wrong or do anything about it. Fucking doctors.

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From:bitty
Date:March 13th, 2003 08:49 am (UTC)
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*stays on this side of the office to avoid Flu of Death*


(i'll borrow SP to be the brute squad so i can win the free-for-all for the books ;)
(no, i don't have a problem. i can stop Any Time, i tell you. Any Time.)
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From:cthulhia
Date:March 13th, 2003 09:10 am (UTC)

great, I'm exposed

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I shouldn't even walk over and say "hi" or am i already infected?

anyway, I am the least literate of y'all, so *I* should get the books, or at least first dibs on reading them before passing them on to whoever wants to own them. (I am out of books to read again, which seems wrong, although, I'll be at the library tonight for the artbeat meeting...)
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From:rikchik
Date:March 13th, 2003 09:06 am (UTC)
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I know doctors suck, but that's the kind of symptom they can usually learn something from. It's at least a good data point, so if things get worse, they have more information to diagnose from.
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From:cthulhia
Date:March 13th, 2003 09:16 am (UTC)

you're sick pal.

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sick, sick, sick!

sorry to hear that you're also not feeling well.
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From:hrafn
Date:March 13th, 2003 10:24 am (UTC)

Erg

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But I don't want the house! So you'd better get better soon . . .
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From:beowabbit
Date:March 13th, 2003 10:01 pm (UTC)
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Please don't die! At least, not before the Pi Party!

(You have my official permission to die in about two hundred fifty years if you feel like it, though.)

Seriously, I hope you feel better.
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