May 21st, 2004

fondle

Miracle

I have a plastic mug made to look like Bugs Bunny's face. I have it at work with me. I picked it up this morning to go fill it with water, and I noticed that my hand was a little wet. There was water on the outisde of the mug. Right at Bugs's right eye.

My Bugs Bunny mug is weeping!

Does anyone have the Pope's number? I want to get this miracle verified right away so that I can start charging people to see it. No, wait, that's dumb. I should let them see it for free and then sell them souvenirs.