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From:majes
Date:January 13th, 2003 09:29 am (UTC)

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Yeah, but God knows, and this ends up being directly deducted from your after life benefits. I should know - I've already burned through my forty virgins benefit, and now I'm eating through my camel allotment. I just grabbed one of those after life savings books the other day... I really should have started being more pious when I was 25 - it remarkable how much you can build up if you start then.
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From:magid
Date:January 13th, 2003 09:43 am (UTC)

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I hadn't realized there *was* a camel allotment. And as long as you're up on the details, what do women get instead of the virgin brides? (Or do they also, and heteros are out of luck?)

Of course, the question of whether one's benefits are reduced if one doesn't make any false claims is a different matter.

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From:magid
Date:January 13th, 2003 10:40 am (UTC)

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There never seems to be a big mystique about men's virginity the way there is about women's.
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