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January 13th, 2003
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From:queue
Date:January 13th, 2003 08:49 am (UTC)

Re: Not only parties

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Hey, yeah, I could just convert to Judaism, and I'd be pretty sure of getting fed Friday nights and Saturday afternoons. And, as long as I can stay within an eruv, I could bring a sack to stuff snacks in and travel from shul to shul, collecting snacks to keep me fed until the following Friday.
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From:magid
Date:January 13th, 2003 08:54 am (UTC)

Re: Not only parties

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No one checks to see if you're Jewish at the door...


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From:majes
Date:January 13th, 2003 09:29 am (UTC)

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Yeah, but God knows, and this ends up being directly deducted from your after life benefits. I should know - I've already burned through my forty virgins benefit, and now I'm eating through my camel allotment. I just grabbed one of those after life savings books the other day... I really should have started being more pious when I was 25 - it remarkable how much you can build up if you start then.
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From:magid
Date:January 13th, 2003 09:43 am (UTC)

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I hadn't realized there *was* a camel allotment. And as long as you're up on the details, what do women get instead of the virgin brides? (Or do they also, and heteros are out of luck?)

Of course, the question of whether one's benefits are reduced if one doesn't make any false claims is a different matter.

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From:magid
Date:January 13th, 2003 10:40 am (UTC)

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There never seems to be a big mystique about men's virginity the way there is about women's.
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