I ordered Verizon DSL. Service will start a week from Monday. Then I can cancel AT&T. Fuck you, AT&T.
And it's cheaper, too. First month free, $30 per month for the next 5 months, then regular price is $40/month. And, as long as I keep it for 12 months, the DSL modem is free. Plus I get a $25 virtual Mastercard gift card thingy. So, yeah, fuck you big time, AT&T.