I'd show up at a social gathering wearing my balaclava. I wouldn't take it off. I wouldn't speak. The only communication I would do would be through talking watches. I'd have a lot of talking watches on, all up my arms, and I'd use them appropriately. I would have a slave following me around whose sole purpose would be to read my Boggle lists in the event that I got involved in a Boggle game.
I was going to say that this is a reminder to write a story with this character in it. But, really, we all know that I'm not going to do that. So, let's just say that this is a monument to another silly idea that will never get implemented.