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October 15th, 2002
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Date:October 15th, 2002 04:07 pm (UTC)

Hmm. Well, if this God is anything like the God I hear rumors about, shouldn't he be omnipotent? If so, why does he need help getting in shape? Couldn't he (er, sorry, "He") just wave a finger or something and bam! have bigger/sleeker/whatever muscles? For that matter, coulnd't he be in whatever sort of out-of-shape state he likes and just make himse, er, Himself healthy regardless of the BMI? Can omni-whosits beings have a BMI? Aaaa! Stupid questions! Look what you made me do . . .
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Date:October 15th, 2002 07:47 pm (UTC)
Maybe He needs to work out so He can be ready for all the people who ask questions like "Can an omnipotent God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it?" :)
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Date:October 16th, 2002 05:49 am (UTC)
*rotflmao* I forgot about that possibility.
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