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October 15th, 2002
02:08 pm


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From a job ad
"We are the finest sport & fitness club company in the world dedicated to enhancing our Member's lives."

So, apparently, the have one member who has many lives. And since it's capitalized, that member must be God. Whoa, God's fitness club. I wonder what kinds of things he does to keep fit.

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Date:October 15th, 2002 04:07 pm (UTC)

Hmm. Well, if this God is anything like the God I hear rumors about, shouldn't he be omnipotent? If so, why does he need help getting in shape? Couldn't he (er, sorry, "He") just wave a finger or something and bam! have bigger/sleeker/whatever muscles? For that matter, coulnd't he be in whatever sort of out-of-shape state he likes and just make himse, er, Himself healthy regardless of the BMI? Can omni-whosits beings have a BMI? Aaaa! Stupid questions! Look what you made me do . . .
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Date:October 15th, 2002 07:47 pm (UTC)
Maybe He needs to work out so He can be ready for all the people who ask questions like "Can an omnipotent God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it?" :)
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Date:October 16th, 2002 05:49 am (UTC)
*rotflmao* I forgot about that possibility.
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Date:October 17th, 2002 06:10 am (UTC)

God shmod

There is a church in Malden who's tagline is "something something something...made by God'

The church is pink, and looks like crap, so I guess God is more interested in working out than architecture or color sense..did I mention it is pink?ù
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