So my hair is almost long enough to pull back into a reasonable tail. (I can pull it back into an itsy-bitsy tail right now.)
a) let it keep growing and start wearing it in a tail?
b) let it keep growing and forget the tail, you loser?
c) shave it down to an eigth of an inch and look even more like a terrorist than I do now?
d) let it keep growing and bleach and dye it?
e) do something else entirely?
f) do none of the above?